Canlistwadab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong gnu.

Canlistwadab created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canlistwadab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Canlistwadab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Canlistwadab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Canlistwadab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Canlistwadab loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.