Flagdapcab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate skunk.

Flagdapcab created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdapcab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagdapcab, he will manifest in front of you.

Flagdapcab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Flagdapcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never feed apples to pigs while wearing shirts.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.