Badkonsit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able crow.

Badkonsit created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badkonsit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badkonsit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Badkonsit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Badkonsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not take Badkonsit's name in vain.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.