Fonnulnel is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless elephant.

Fonnulnel created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonnulnel, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fonnulnel, he will turn you into a mole.

Fonnulnel's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fonnulnel's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo foxes for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not covet oxen.