Cabwandog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, witty wyvern.

Cabwandog created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabwandog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabwandog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cabwandog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cabwandog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cabwandog first in all things.

2. You must love Cabwandog.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.