Minwad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, narcissistic dragon.

Minwad created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Minwad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Minwad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Minwad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Minwad's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Do not shave your chest.