Dudstipcam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, emotional pigeon.

Dudstipcam created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudstipcam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dudstipcam, she will destroy your home planet.

Dudstipcam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dudstipcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve kilts.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dudstipcam on top of all buildings.

3. Never run in the presence of foxes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed lots of peas to pigs while wearing purple shorts.