Kamnegfas is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud narwhal.

Kamnegfas created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamnegfas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamnegfas, he will turn you into a dog.

Kamnegfas' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kamnegfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near mites while wearing orange kilts and balancing four nickel spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing purple rings.

3. You must love Kamnegfas.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.