Nullkabfly is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omniscient shark.

Nullkabfly created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullkabfly, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullkabfly, it will not invite you to parties.

Nullkabfly's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nullkabfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nullkabfly's priests.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.