Tamzakkonvag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful goose.

Tamzakkonvag created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamzakkonvag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tamzakkonvag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tamzakkonvag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tamzakkonvag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Never feed aubergines to sheep while wearing pink scarves.