Gubdogvoglop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent hyena.

Gubdogvoglop created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Gubdogvoglop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gubdogvoglop, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gubdogvoglop's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gubdogvoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.