Fetbonlarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful hydra.

Fetbonlarg created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Fetbonlarg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fetbonlarg, she will manifest in front of you.

Fetbonlarg's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fetbonlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Fetbonlarg must be the most important thing in your life.