Bimrutpannurt Rullyikpod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, strong dolphin.

Bimrutpannurt Rullyikpod created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimrutpannurt Rullyikpod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimrutpannurt Rullyikpod, she will turn you into a snail.

Bimrutpannurt Rullyikpod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bimrutpannurt Rullyikpod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bimrutpannurt Rullyikpod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never jump in holy places.