Liplimdub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing hare.

Liplimdub created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liplimdub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Liplimdub, it will turn you into a goat.

Liplimdub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Liplimdub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Liplimdub.

2. Never feed lots of onions to squirrels while wearing cyan coats.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Liplimdub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Liplimdub.