Dimvidzog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring dragon.

Dimvidzog created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimvidzog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimvidzog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dimvidzog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dimvidzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never talk about dark matter near ducks while wearing black dresses.

5. Do not shave your face.