Midhadjonhakwotpag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise yak.

Midhadjonhakwotpag created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midhadjonhakwotpag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Midhadjonhakwotpag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Midhadjonhakwotpag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Midhadjonhakwotpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Midhadjonhakwotpag five times a day.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midhadjonhakwotpag.