Villabdun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful giraffe.

Villabdun created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Villabdun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Villabdun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Villabdun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Villabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not keep seven sharks in a large pit.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about galaxies.