Tagtitjat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, strong centipede.

Tagtitjat created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagtitjat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tagtitjat, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tagtitjat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tagtitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tagtitjat.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.