Wodsugbad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unjust monkey.

Wodsugbad created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodsugbad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodsugbad, he will make you grow a tail.

Wodsugbad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wodsugbad's Holy Commandments

1. Wodsugbad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away from yellow voles, for they are unholy.
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