Fubwegfed is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive gerbil.

Fubwegfed created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Fubwegfed, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubwegfed, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fubwegfed's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fubwegfed's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven whales approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

5. Never talk about fire.