Nurtquimtit is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, unjust
swallow.
Nurtquimtit created dark matter two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtquimtit, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nurtquimtit, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Nurtquimtit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Nurtquimtit's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtquimtit.
2. Do not speak about garlic.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.