Yardotmet Kanvoglampod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying hummingbird.

Yardotmet Kanvoglampod created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Yardotmet Kanvoglampod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yardotmet Kanvoglampod, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yardotmet Kanvoglampod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yardotmet Kanvoglampod's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near bats while wearing gray coats and balancing seven titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.