Begbastjig is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow
wasp.
Begbastjig created the solar system eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Begbastjig, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Begbastjig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Begbastjig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Begbastjig's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair gray.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Begbastjig on top of all buildings.
5. Always obey Begbastjig's priests.