Stipcebvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, amazing gerbil.

Stipcebvog created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipcebvog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stipcebvog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stipcebvog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stipcebvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stipcebvog on top of all buildings.

5. Fast once a month.
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