Ripgarmot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fast frog.

Ripgarmot created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ripgarmot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripgarmot, she will destroy your home planet.

Ripgarmot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ripgarmot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the south.