Dapgepfid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, proud coyote.

Dapgepfid created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapgepfid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapgepfid, she will manifest in front of you.

Dapgepfid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dapgepfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dapgepfid.