Dapgepfid is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, proud
coyote.
Dapgepfid created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dapgepfid, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dapgepfid, she will manifest in front of you.
Dapgepfid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Dapgepfid's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.
3. Do not speak about lemons.
4. Never jump in holy places.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Dapgepfid.