Nurlguthom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous fish.

Nurlguthom created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlguthom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurlguthom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nurlguthom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nurlguthom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five turtles approach from the south.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Never sit near tortoises.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Never look in ponds.