Fasmaddob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient skunk.

Fasmaddob created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasmaddob, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fasmaddob, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fasmaddob's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fasmaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not make images of living things.