Gidmatnut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful hummingbird.

Gidmatnut created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidmatnut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gidmatnut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gidmatnut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gidmatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Put Gidmatnut first in all things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.