Gidmatnut is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful
hummingbird.
Gidmatnut created an atom nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidmatnut, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gidmatnut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Gidmatnut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Gidmatnut's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Put Gidmatnut first in all things.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.