Litsaflin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, uncaring raccoon.

Litsaflin created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litsaflin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litsaflin, she will come to you in dreams.

Litsaflin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Litsaflin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Put Litsaflin first in all things.

5. Do not keep nine sheep in a large pit.
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