Cunganzakrut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fast lion.

Cunganzakrut created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunganzakrut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cunganzakrut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cunganzakrut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cunganzakrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near turtles while wearing red hats and balancing four aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Hide from yellow moths for they are unholy.

5. Never feed rice to grasshopers while wearing pink boots.