Vabcedril is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring toad.

Vabcedril created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabcedril, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vabcedril, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vabcedril's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vabcedril's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray kilts.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away from green snails, for they are unholy.