Narttablarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful yak.

Narttablarn created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narttablarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narttablarn, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Narttablarn's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Narttablarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven swans in a large pit.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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