Sugpomdut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent finch.

Sugpomdut created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sugpomdut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sugpomdut, it will be very sad.

Sugpomdut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sugpomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sugpomdut first in all things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never hop near squirrels.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing fawn corsets and balancing four platinum spheres on your head.