Pibnurlpop Jipfabnak is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak
wyrm.
Pibnurlpop Jipfabnak created an atom five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibnurlpop Jipfabnak, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pibnurlpop Jipfabnak, he will destroy your home planet.
Pibnurlpop Jipfabnak's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Pibnurlpop Jipfabnak's Holy Commandments1. Mites are not to be trusted.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. You must love Pibnurlpop Jipfabnak.