Dubfagflow is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy yak.

Dubfagflow created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfagflow, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dubfagflow, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dubfagflow's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dubfagflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing pink shorts.
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