Femveenfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane dog.

Femveenfarn created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femveenfarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Femveenfarn, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Femveenfarn's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Femveenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never mention gulls.