Queegkadcib is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful
crocodile.
Queegkadcib created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Queegkadcib, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Queegkadcib, it will be mildly annoyed.
Queegkadcib's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Queegkadcib's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never write about dark matter.
3. Queegkadcib must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.