Ril is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust mouse.

Ril created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ril, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ril, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ril's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ril's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ril.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ril on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not kill sheep.