Stipmobbag Gomragpop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, staggering snail.

Stipmobbag Gomragpop created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipmobbag Gomragpop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipmobbag Gomragpop, it will turn you into a mouse.

Stipmobbag Gomragpop's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stipmobbag Gomragpop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always obey Stipmobbag Gomragpop's priests.