Vegjadsag Gepdagmet is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, moody goose.

Vegjadsag Gepdagmet created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegjadsag Gepdagmet, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vegjadsag Gepdagmet, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vegjadsag Gepdagmet's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vegjadsag Gepdagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine whales approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never feed wheat to turtles while wearing boots.