Dobbonxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring skunk.

Dobbonxuck created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbonxuck, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dobbonxuck, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dobbonxuck's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dobbonxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never write about gravity.