Sandhin Yartwadlakpin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome mink.

Sandhin Yartwadlakpin created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandhin Yartwadlakpin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sandhin Yartwadlakpin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sandhin Yartwadlakpin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sandhin Yartwadlakpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.
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