Wotminhat is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet
walrus.
Wotminhat created bats three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wotminhat, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Wotminhat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Wotminhat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Wotminhat's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wotminhat.
5. Do not hurt tortoises.