Fosstenlop Yartvogbatsanddotflag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless shark.

Fosstenlop Yartvogbatsanddotflag created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosstenlop Yartvogbatsanddotflag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fosstenlop Yartvogbatsanddotflag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fosstenlop Yartvogbatsanddotflag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fosstenlop Yartvogbatsanddotflag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.