Gedwitmif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing rhinoceros.

Gedwitmif created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedwitmif, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gedwitmif, he will not care at all.

Gedwitmif's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gedwitmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Run away if three capybaras approach from the south.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Never mention rats.