Ruttgidtal is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, strong octopus.

Ruttgidtal created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgidtal, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ruttgidtal, it will think nothing of it.

Ruttgidtal's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ruttgidtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of ants.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.