Wik Sadgepsad Wonbimyak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind dragon.

Wik Sadgepsad Wonbimyak created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wik Sadgepsad Wonbimyak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wik Sadgepsad Wonbimyak, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wik Sadgepsad Wonbimyak's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Wik Sadgepsad Wonbimyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.