Quagbepbon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid wombat.

Quagbepbon created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbepbon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagbepbon, it will turn you into a slug.

Quagbepbon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Quagbepbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always obey Quagbepbon's priests.

4. Never bounce near shrews.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.