Diddoncen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, uncaring slug.

Diddoncen created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Diddoncen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Diddoncen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Diddoncen's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Diddoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the south.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if seven otters approach from the north.

5. Never talk about galaxies.